Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.
Yeah, I’ve noticed quite the spark between them. There’s even been a rumor going around that they’ve screwed.
i love fall colors and fall drinks and fall activities and fall weather and fall clothes but most of all i love fall out boy
Romanticized vs. Realistic
as a member of Scotland I can confirm
OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THE GIF
things I can’t imagine
- someone having a crush on me
- someone randomly seeing me and thinking ‘wow s/he’s cute’
- someone getting happy because I messaged them first
- someone thinking about me, in general
- someone wondering how I am
- someone finding me attractive
- someone doing something to try and impress me
- someone asking their friend on what to say to me
- someone wanting to get to know me
there are two sides to jensen ackles
theres the male model with fanfiction green eyes:
and then theres:
and damn it i love them both
Hardcovers for aesthetics.
Paperbacks to read.
Ebooks to travel.
The holy trinity of book lovers.
if your boyfriend is your best friend, you’re doing it right.
if your boyfriend is your only friend, you’re doing it wrong.
I don’t have a bf or friends so wtf I’m doin
goats are literally Masters of Physics
The fourth dimension is not time.
It is goat.
#UGH#I would climb it like a tree#climb it like a tiny tree#a tiny delicate sapling#that I want to fuck#I’ve lost track of my metaphor#jesus look how cute he is with his dumb haircut#UGH YOU ARE RIDICULOUS#STEVE GO HOME BEFORE A GENTLE BREEZE BLOWS YOU AWAY#Captain America: The First Avenger#Steve Rogers (dothemortalcoilshuffle)
when people get angry at you for liking snakes
THAT IS THE CUTEST FUCKING SNAKE
"I am my own blankie."
So here’s the thing: Crowley is clearly demonic. He was a son of a witch in 18th century Scotland, sold his soul, died, went to hell…Became a demon and then became King of Hell.
But he also had a ‘thing’ with Naomi in Mesopotamia. Sooooo…couldn’t he be a fallen angel like Anna? I mean, how did she know what to do? Someone had to do it first, right?
So, Crowley… You were an angel. Became disaffected. Ripped out your Grace. Fell. Was reborn as a human. Learned magic. Sold your soul. Died, went to Hell and became a demon.
And at some point, recovered all your memories. Cool.
I’m just going to leave this here.
WELL THAT EXPLAINS WHY MARK SAID THAT MAYBE CROWLEY WASN’T REALLY A DEMON
also remember when he tortured samandriel he could understand enochian
Also, he probably wanted a bigger dick because he didn’t know what the right size was, being an angel for his entire lifetime.
And remember when he went into Sam to warn him about Gadreel - how his smoke was red rather than black? Or how, when Crowley took over hell, he changed it from all the torture, to the souls just standing in long, orderly lines: isn’t order one of the things angels really adore?
Can we please get the writers on this meta.. I want Crowley to end up being an angel demon hybrid thing on the show now…
ARE YOU KIDDING ME